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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Games, Planes.....and Seals. (Oh, and evil!)

I have made a personal decision recently. I have chosen....well, I think I shall explain myself first. A week or so ago, my dad bought a video game called Overlord II (I assume there's a "1" somewhere). A few days or so later, he actually opened and played it. Basically, his character is a dark figure that never shows his face (and oddly enough, doesn't ever speak) who ends up becoming the Overlord of the Netherworld. He can control little minions to do his dirty work which I also find very convenient. For example, is there a boss that you simple just can't seem to defeat on your own? Well, stress no further, for now you have minions to help out and attack the enemy with just a thrust of your finger (or a push of a button). They will obey your every command and (we were looking in the xbox360 achievements) apparently, your supposed to woo three very pretty ladies to become your mistresses. (Ha ha ha) Very entertaining game and very funny. Your supposed to destroy cute baby seals so you can use their Lifeforce to summon even more minions. (Ha ha ha hee ha) Basic idea of the whole game is to do Evil and wreak havoc on those your guy hates. Which has led me to decide.......that my new purpose is to do EVIL!! Mwahhahahahahahahahahahaha!!

...Okay, so I'm still working on it! I have noticed that over the past few weeks or whatever I am apparently not good at Evil. (Side note; did you know LIVE is EVIL spelled backwards? I did. Hee hee hee) Anyhow, I just don't seem to have the knack for any evil at all! Take this for example: In my history class today, my group of friends and I participated in a game and got the privilege to take a piece of candy (please take note of the emphasis on the "A"). One of my more evil guyfriends (I won't say who, for I don't want to get him in trouble) I found stole 2 pieces of candy (2!). The jar we were to choose the candy from was still in front of us and our teacher's back was turned. To save you all from perhaps mass hysteria, I didn't steal any. I just took the one we were allowed to. I mean, of course I didn't take it! I found it wrong and stupid and untrustworthy to steal one from a superior. The point I'm trying to make is, a truly evil person would have not thought twice about taking more than they should and wouldn't feel guilty at all. That's a truly EVIL person. What I've come to find is that there are two types of people: there's the truly EVIL people, .........and then there's Me. (I guess people like me as well.) I'm the one that couldn't do such an atrocious thing like that for......I am a good person. That's right. A good person. I see no fun or happiness in taking what is not mine. (Unless for a joke, then I'm okay with it. Ha) So I have sadly disappointed my master, the Overlord (I forgot to mention that I have decided to serve him now). But I don't think I'll be able to do the Evil deeds he asks of me now, for like I said, I am a good person, and would rather not try to take pride in hurting other people. Ah well. Perhaps Evil is overrated. Perhaps.

As for Kadium, though, we have just been hanging out. The other day, these two brothers were picking on him so I told them to back off and stop messing with my brother. They said some fighting words and I was half tempted to sock the older guy-sort of the Alpha of the two-right in the nose. But Kade gently but firmly put a hand on my shoulder and told me to let it go. So, angrily, I turned around and we walked away. Then, after school, the Alpha-Brett I believe was his name-came up from behind me after school and started to make a move on me!! The nerve of that guy! That was enough for Kade to lose it and suddenly, he came around me and punched the guy right in the nose! Now, as I said before, Kade isn't buff or anything, but he hit Brett hard enough to I think break his nose! It was pretty cool of Kade. Apparently his motto is something like "Mess with me, and I'll just shrug it off. Mess with my sister and your gonna be sent home with massive injuries!" Except then, Brett's brother came up from behind him and tried to hit Kade in the face, but it was MY turn to step in and take a swing. That's when the fight started, me and Kade vs. Brett and his brother Saka. Eventually, a counselor from the school saw us and broke up our fight. The battle wounds: Me: a bruise on my cheek, a small cut on the right side of my forehead, a bruised ankle (no one said kicking wasn't allowed) and a bloody lip; Kade: a few bruise here and there (shoulders, arms, his knuckle where he continuously beat Brett's face, but amazingly, none on his own face), a little dirt and sore red spots on his face, and a small cut on his fist from where he'd hit Brett's nose (same hand as the bruise); Saka: bruise on his forehead, (maybe a little bit fractured and) sore cheek bone, bruises on his arms and shoulders, and a bloodly lip (he might have lost a tooth too, I don't know, I was busy and I'm not a dentist); And Brett: a bloody/broken nose with a side of bruise above his right eye and I'm absolutely positive a sore and bruised chest. The school counselor obviously wasn't happy with what he saw, but realizing that the fight wasn't on school grounds or during school time, he couldn't (at least, i think he couldn't legally) suspend us, but demanded we go to his office after school the next day to talk about this. Then he led Brett and Saka the opposite direction to ensure that none of us tried to restart the fight and possibly try to really immobilize each other. All in all, I'd say that Kade and I won the fight. We took some pretty good hits, worked together, and kicked some serious butt with our awesome team strategies. (Heh) I mean, of course we didn't make it out without a few battle scars and such, but hey, that's how fighting usually goes.

[I will take the time now to remind you that none of this was real and was all a figment of my amazing imagination. But it was entertaining for you at least.]

Anyways, it's been a few days since then, so our bruises and my cut have all healed up by now, and we haven't spoken to Brett and Saka since the conselour lectured us all on good manners and them about harassment. (Thanks to Kade though, Brett never got to try anything and never will again. Awesome.) It is a very serious matter to discuss, and I'm glad that my brother takes it so seriously. I think that Brett has learned his lesson now; Harrasment--especially towards a girl--is very bad and will end in tears and severe injuries, and never mess with the kids of the Tokchae family.

Granted, Kade and I didn't need to start a fight to get that into Brett's thick, ugly skull. But I still think it got the point across. I know it's bad to start (and participate) in fights, but in all fairness, Brett started it and Kade was just looking out for me.....just like I was looking out for him when I intercepted Saka's punch that was meant for Kade. That's all it was: Self (and sibling) Defense.
[Again, none of this is real. Just all a figment of my imagination. Promise.]

Anyways, Kade is better now and we are both doing well now. My service to my master the Overlord, not as good, but I like being a good person anyways. And school-real school-is going well. Merak is good to and is supposed to be getting braces soon (Awww! We'll be matching! At least until I get mine off in December-so my ortho. says.). And Olive, Shanty, and all others are doing well.

I suppose I've written enough for now, so until next time!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY, YOU WITH THE AWESOME SKILLS! yeah, you, Kade. And Lacey! ....and Brook, i guess. jk!! I love this post! GReat job!!

Michael said...

clubbing seals... my favorite past time!